วันจันทร์ที่ 4 มกราคม พ.ศ. 2553

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TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find   North America .

MARIA:        
 Here it is.
TEACHER:   Correct. Now class, who discovered   America ?

CLASS:          Maria.

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TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN:            You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER:   Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN:         K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
                                           
TEACHER:    No, that's wrong

GLENN:         Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

                     (I Love this kid)

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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:      H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:   What are you talking about?

DONALD:      Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE:        Me!

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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN:
          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE:           I is..

TEACHER:    No, Millie...... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE:           All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
   
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his hand.
   
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TEACHER:    Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON:          No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:     Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE :           No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer  
interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

11 ความคิดเห็น:

  1. เปลี่ยนสีให้เข้ากับดอกไม้ อิอิ

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  2. ไม่ได้ยิ้มอย่างเดียว..ขำเลยแหละ

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  3. H to O...
    555...ฮ่า...ฮ่า...ฮ่า...

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  4. ขำ ขำ.........จริงๆด้วย
    อิๆๆๆๆๆๆๆๆ

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  5. อันนี้ไม่เข้าใจ T_T"

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  6. สองอันนี้อย่างฮา ชอบที่สุด ฮ่าๆๆๆๆๆๆๆๆๆๆๆๆๆๆๆๆๆๆๆๆๆๆๆๆๆๆๆ
    (กรามค้างงงงงงงง)

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  7. ...ขำได้ขนาดนั้นเลยเรอะ?

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